Key & Peele have some tips for attending a gay wedding in this new sketch from the Season Four premiere, airing tonight after South Park.
If you think my jokes are bad you should check out my life choices.
How many times do you let someone you love take advantage of you before you say fuck it and leave?
Anonymous asked: Sometimes I just wish I could lay next to you ^___^
O u O
You can. You have my permission 😘
"Hey, are you awake?"
“Yeah. I’m right here.”
“Well can I ask you about today?
How close am I to losing you?”